Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Statham! Ling! Fireballs! Nipples!


In just three days, the most important cinematic experience of the year (Avatar who?) will be upon us. Hell, it's the most important cinematic experience of all of our lives. Our grandchildren will ask us if we were there, and their grandchildren won't believe them when they tell them that people actually survived through the experience without their brains combusting from so much sheer unadulterated awesomeness.

And the Best Picture Oscar statue for 2009 is already way, way up inside Bai's vagina so don't even front, Clint Eastwood's Nelson Mandela movie. You been served!

1 comment:

Ross said...

Each nipple should get a Best Supporting Actor nomination!