Eric Bana is going to be hawking his fine-assed wares at the Apple store in Soho here in NYC tonight. The Apple Store is a ten-minute walk from where I sit as I type this. Unfortunately it's not actually his hot ass that he's offering up but rather he's there to chat about that car movie of his for the Tribeca Film Festival. Blah blah blah. Show us your tits!
That is why I couldn't possibly go to this event. I would scream that at him until they dragged me away, kicking and screaming, thrown face-first into the gutter.
That is why I couldn't possibly go to this event. I would scream that at him until they dragged me away, kicking and screaming, thrown face-first into the gutter.
Seriously though, Eric. Show us your tits!
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