Wednesday, April 22, 2009

It's Not Working


Nice try, Twilight people, but you're not gonna get this sucker sucked in with extraneous beefcake. The buzzer sounds! You lose! Not gonna happen! (via)

Whenever I think of this Twilight saga stuff recently, I just keep thinking of that episode of South Park where Mickey Mouse is selling sex, only here we've got the Mormon church selling sex, dressing it up in fruity fantasy clothes, and then using the money they make off of it to strip away my equal rights. Thanks but no thanks, Stephanie Meyer, and you can kiss my ass while you're at it.


Anonymous said...

I guess I should've known that was coming.... but I will say once again that what I am trying to get you on board with is the hotness of Robert Pattinson.... I don't care, nay! I don't even WANT you to like Twilight...


Jason Adams said...

Even though you and I were just talking about this topic last night, duh, I didn't mean for this post to seem directed at you. It was early and that farm of shirtless wolf twinks just set me off.

Anonymous said...

heehee wolf twinks!! alright, we're friends again