Wednesday, April 29, 2009

"Dear Max, I am sorry to say..."

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" ...that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching in front of your house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny-dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch."
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1 comment:

Mike said...

That is my absolute favorite monologue from "Rushmore." I think it's the delivery of the phrase "giving each other handjobs."