How do I greet this story via SciFiWire that Universal is going to make a male version of Splash about a merman out of water? I greet it by spending ten minutes (crappily) photo-shopping an image of Chris Evans as a merman to convince the casting directors they need look no further, that's how.
I have a sickness.
And the only prescription is
morecowbell shirtless Chris Evans!
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And the only prescription is
more
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4 comments:
But fish don't have penises. :o(
Well Chris doesn't seem like he'll ever be giving that shit up cinematically anyway, so we'll just have to take what we can get, and these days he's even keeping his damned shirt on. Baby steps!
Yeah, but I can't even fantasize about it! ;o)
As long as he shows up naked at the Statue of Liberty...
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