Tuesday, February 24, 2009

I Am Link

--- Girls With Guns - Looks like Zach Snyder wants to up his estrogen output; his next flick, Sucker Punch, is being called "Alice in Wonderland with machine guns" and will supposedly star a slew of chicks. Chicks really is the only thing to call females where Zach Snyder is related, you know. Anyway, Amanda Seyfried might be one of the chicks! Yay Mandy!

--- Owl Pr0n - And in regards to Snyder's out-so-soon-I-can-hardly-breathe Watchmen, Patrick Wilson and Malin Akerman, aka Nite Owl and Silk Spectre, have been asked the inevitable sexy-times questions... this is Wilson:

"In the end, yes, not only is it beautiful and classy and visually interesting, it's also funny and a great release (ha ha ha, pun intended).

But that's sort of the point of it all. I sat there with my wife and we were both sort of astonished and laughing. She literally high-fived me at the end of the scene. [Laughs]"

Patrick Wilson's wife must be the happiest lady on Earth. She has plenty of reason to laugh and high-five everyone everywhere she goes. Sigh.

--- When Harry Met Jason - Yesterday brought the latest round of the Final Girl Film Club, this time reviewing the new extended re-cut editions of the original Friday the 13th and My Bloody Valentine DVDs. Also, go congratulate Stacie for having won a Splatcademy award! Yay Stacie!

--- Keep Screaming - Will the fourth Scream film actually be the first of an entirely new trilogy? That's the rumor going around... it's not really surprising. If they can successfully reopen this series they're gonna milk it for all it's worth. That's how these things always go. I just want them to leave Sydney alone. Don't even think about killing her, or Gale, or Dewey. Leave 'em be, ya bunch of bastards!

--- And speaking of dead franchises being reborn, word is out that another Ghostbusters movie really might start filming this Fall, via Aykroyd's lips. Murray better show up, or else!

1 comment:

Mike said...

"his next flick, Sucker Punch, is being called 'Alice in Wonderland with machine guns'"

How about they just give us an Alice in Wonderland without machine guns, first? A correct Alice in Wonderland where Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dee aren't in it not because I hate fat twins, but because they're not in the book. They're in Through the Looking Glass. So's the Jabberwock, and the White and Red Queen.

People, look: they're two different books. Where's my Peter Jackson?