Thursday, December 04, 2008

Help Me Solve This Thomas Kretschmann Riddle!

So yesterday, as I am wont to do, I spent some time perusing the internets for pictures of the Aryan God Thomas Kretschmann. And I stumbled upon this series of pictures from what I assume is a film, but there was no info on them. What are they from? I must know! Look at the pictures and see, understand, why I must know:

See? I must know what movie this is! Tied to a bed, shirtless, head shaved and rubbing himself down with a sponge... for the love of all things good impure and indecent... I mean sure, I've had dreams like this, but now they've turned themselves into an actual photographic document! Gah!

Thomas's films can be tough to come by here in the States; I'd love to see the movie Marciando Nel Buio as well, in which this happens:


!!! But it's impossible to find. Why is the world such a cruel, Kretschmann-worshipping denying place? I hate you, world.
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5 comments:

FDot said...

I think...think....what you are looking for is a German television film called Unter Die Haut (Refuge is the American title). Don't know it's availability....do know that Kretschmann reveals...um...all in this film.

Jason Adams said...

That is some feat there, fdot. You are totally right. Kick ass! Thanks.

It does seem to be another one I'll never see though (save the "all" reveal, which I already found online). Damn!

Ross said...

You both beat me to it!

I do have some good news about Marciando nel Buio though (and bad news). The good news is that you can find the French language version, Mon Capitaine, on DVD on French Amazon and French eBay. The bad news is that there are no English subtitles (and it's region 2 if you don't have an all-region player). I don't speak French or Italian, but I've been tempted to buy it anyways. Still, I just can't justify spending the money when I already have the nude screencaps.

WhiskeyRiver said...

Actually,I think these are from the film called Rohtenburg. If I am not mistaken.

bpdec84 said...

Hi do you know how I can get a copy of unter die haut?