Hands off! He's my private property!
Hands off... I'll tell you just one last time...
That boy is mine!
Hands off... I'll tell you just one last time...
That boy is mine!
(Yes, I just quoted the classic tune "Hands Off" from the 1985 Jim Carrey-starring vampire comedy Once Bitten. Deal with it!)
Anyway - Ahhh! Make it stop! Why is Tom Cruise allowed to touch my beautiful Aryan love Thomas Kretschmann? Hasn't he ruined enough things in this world? Ack horrors, horrors! (via)
That's Cruise glomming onto beauty himself at the Valkyrie premiere here in NYC last night. My Kretschmann was here in New York last night and I didn't know it? I am a failure.
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5 comments:
He's probably already recruited him to Scientology.
That's an ugly and horrible thing to spread, Joesph, and I will have none of it! Scientology bounces right off of TK's perfect abdomen!
I saw these pictures and immediately thought of this blog.
As long as he's not touching Carice.
You know Cruise made a move on him offscreen.
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