Wolf Creek (2005)
Brevity is, in this case, the antithesis of wit - I kept this one succinct because frankly it's so goddamned horrific that I didn't really like looking at it for too long. But that said, distilling it to a few vaguely suggestive frames... well those are some pretty fucking frames, no? I mean yes, terrifying, but the shot compositions are gorgeous. Which is what makes Wolf Creek, to me, such an incredible head-fucking experience. It is a magnificent movie to look at and a hard movie to watch, all at once.
And as for my calling this moment only vaguely suggestive, it's really only slightly bloodier than its comparative mostly suggestive forebear, the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre. We don't actually see Pam put on the meat-hook in TCM and we don't actually see Liz's spine severed here. We hear sick-fuck Mick telling us what he's up to though, and that is enough to paint the harsh picture. Imaginations are crazy things!
(sidenote: If you are familiar with the film then you know what you're seeing above is A) totally fucked up, and B) not actually a death scene that you're witnessing. But it inevitably leads to poor Liz's off-screen demise and is one of the more honest depictions of what this series is about - ways NOT to die... I really really would like this to never happen to me - so I says it counts.
And since the DVD I own has that bottom image as its cover, I feel a little less bad about spoiling one of this brilliant film's horrors.)
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