Thursday, November 20, 2008

Hot Bod, Mr. Jackman

Via an early review of Baz Luhrmann's Australia at DH:

"Baz isn't afraid to play up [Hugh Jackman]'s roguish charm or physical beefcake - notably displayed in a truly gratuitous bathing scene that plays out like an ad for a gay men's body wash."

Besides co-opting my word - I need to copyright "gratuitous" at least in respect to the gay-ogling context, I swear - I do have to wonder what exactly a "gay men's body wash" is. Is it this?



Hot bod! Hee. Isn't it time for these ridiculous commercials to start appearing again? Every year towards the end they show up, ready to stuff themselves into every teen boy's stocking. Cover yourself in aerosol fumes and girls will surely love you! Anyway, that shit is "straight men's body wash" of the delusional kind, thank you very much.

1 comment:

J.D. said...

I love those commercials so. fucking. much. Seriously, television at the height of it's greatness.