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Thursday, October 02, 2008

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6 comments:

scroggins said...: Wait. I thought the virgins were the ones who survived the horror movies?; 12:28 PM
Jason Adams said...: No, virgins are the virgins from their horror movies. That's it. It doesn't matter if they lived or died in the movies they were in; I'm just giving some love to all the characters, good bad dead alive, that weren't getting any of the nookie.

Eww I said nookie.

(True Fact: I was originally gonna make it just the virgins who were murdered in their respective movies, but I needed to widen my scope to reach 31.); 12:36 PM
Ross said...: Are your 31 already planned out? I'm surprised there are that many virgins out there!; 12:56 PM
Jason Adams said...: Actually, I'm only halfway done... Eep! You're right, ross - there are way more whores than virgins in horror movies.

I am taking recommendations, by the way. ;-); 2:04 PM
scroggins said...: And by "giving some love" you mean hurling them into a volcano? If you threw me in there, I'd use my Mandalorian armor to ward off the acidic belly juices down there, and eventually free myself by using a rocket pack to blow myself up and out of there.; 2:15 PM
Ross said...: Just don't forget Kelly in the original Prom Night. I believe she was the only virgin and also the first to go.; 4:10 PM

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