Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Hot Man Running

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The New York City Marathon goes right through my neighborhood every year. Like, two blocks from my house. I now have reason to get my ass up early and head down there with a large sack in one hand and a chloroform-soaked rag in the other. Via People:

"Ryan Reynolds is lacing up his running shoes and joining the fight against Parkinson's disease.

The actor, whose father suffers from the disease, will run the ING New York City Marathon on Nov. 2 as the first celebrity chair of Team Fox, the fundraising arm of the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's Research.

"I am proud to be a part of this team of dedicated and motivated people who are getting out there and making a difference," Reynolds, 31, said in a statement."

Blah dedication, blah blah motivation... you wanna know how to motivate me, Mr. Reynolds? Run (un)dressed like this:


I will run alongside the entire route throwing twenty dollar bills at you, if so.

And just because it's so adorable it makes me wanna barf up all of my intestines, here's a recent shot of Ryan and his girlfriend ScarJo being as cute as a pile of drunken puppies:


Beautiful pair of a-holes.
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3 comments:

scroggins said...

Between the "chloroform-soaked rag" in this post and the "never to be seen by human eyes again" in this one, I believe the chloroform-soaked rag might be the funnier one. This should be a running feature, like this new one, "The Moment I Fell For..."

Maybe you can call it, "Confessions of an Abducting Rascal" or something.

John T said...

If you'll believe it, I've never seen that nude picture of Reynolds.

Ryan Reynolds has always had a weird thing for me because he looks exactly like the first guy that I ever kissed.

Heather said...

Ryan Reynolds naked - now that's a cause I could pony up some cash for.