Thursday, August 21, 2008

Such A Beautiful Douchebag

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Inspired by my previous birthday post in honor of his Urban Legend co-star, and keeping with a recent theme of posting six pictures of a crush from a favorite photo-shoot, there are six shots from what's probably my favorite Jared Leto photo-shoot, at least of recent times... note that the douchbaggery he's become so synonymous with is dialed down - no liquid eyeliner, no red highlights, no mesh tank-tops or "ironic" mullets anywhere to be seen. Imagine that!

And anyone that wants to take fault with my constant bitching whenever Jared comes up, step off. I gave this man years of my life of devotion - he used to be like Jake to me! - and he repaid me by revealing himself to be capital-g Grody.

But god he's lovely to look at when you can shut off all the poisonous noise he otherwise sends out.
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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

JA you've done it again! Jared's been high on my list of heart throbs ever since My So Called Life (the Jordan Catalano make-out scenes were physically painful for me to watch; I was so envious!). It's a shame he got all stupid and emo but damn he is some tasty piece of eye candy (and not a bad actor either).

Anonymous said...

What douchebaggery has he committed, JA? The Futurist! is in the dark.

Jason Adams said...

Besides the "ironic" mullets, highlights, guy-liner, mesh shirts, his shitty band, his rock-star posing, his general assholish demeanor in every interview... I could go on and on... he just comes off as such a tool. A pretty tool, to be sure. But his "personality" has outweighed his talent and looks for me for a good long while now. He wore me down with his dickishness.

Anonymous said...

I love your headline for this. It's so perfect.

J.D. said...

The eyes. The eyes.

Joe Reid said...

j.d.'s right. It's the eyes. Forever the eyes. Hey, if the toolishness of Jordan Catalano couldn't make me turn on the guy...

Though, I have to say, seeing him as Fat Mark David Chapman might do it, which is why I'm in no hurry to ever see Chapter 27.

Anonymous said...

The eyes are special but the mouth does it for me.

30 Seconds to Mars isn't THAT bad. He's got a decent voice. "Modern Myth" is a cool song but I could do without the whiny screams in other songs. Still... it's Jared Leto! Who cares what he SOUNDS like!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, what a waste.

I managed to fall in love with him during 'requiem for a dream'. I have no IDEA how that happened!?!