This DDM is going to be a little/lot on the half-assed side because A) I leave work in fifteen minutes and am not getting online for the rest of the day, and B) I don't really give a crap about any of these three fellows, but I had a dream last night that I did this post, and I must follow through on it only because of that. I didn't get to have a three-way with Eric Bana and Jake Gyllenhaal in said dream because I made this post so I have no idea why I feel as if I must accomplish this post anyway... no good will come from it. I just do. Understand my weirdness and move on.
Ahem. Your three choices are three sporting fellows that I've seen mentioned in the news media this past week. Three sporting fellows I personally find mostly gross (I know I'm alone in that respect for a couple of them, at least). Anyway, a Do, Dump & Marry can't always be sunshine and smiling golden retrievers! Sometimes we must make icky choices that don't taste good on the way down. Such is life. Our choices:
Ahem. Your three choices are three sporting fellows that I've seen mentioned in the news media this past week. Three sporting fellows I personally find mostly gross (I know I'm alone in that respect for a couple of them, at least). Anyway, a Do, Dump & Marry can't always be sunshine and smiling golden retrievers! Sometimes we must make icky choices that don't taste good on the way down. Such is life. Our choices:
Michael Phelps,
Rafael Nadal
& Tiger Woods!
Rafael Nadal
& Tiger Woods!
If nothing else, they all appear to be in working physical order, and are rich as fuck. They might have all deep-throated the ugly stick as babies, but there's always a paper bag within reach, right? Now choose!
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I'd do Phelps, because a swimmer's body is a terrible thing to waste.
I'd dump Nadal, because his face makes me want to throw up.
I'd marry Woods, because he has more money now than the other two will ever have--even if they married each other and shared expenses.
Marry is easy because KA-CHING! Tiger Woods, y'all.
I'd do Rafa because DAMN, that ass!
And I'd dump Phelps because I'm actually with you on the hatchetness of his face.
I agree with ct 100%. Phelps is ugly as sin but his body outshines Nadal's in my opinion. And I feel like I could actually have a conversation with Pelps, at least; Nadal would be all, "Eee, my hair is mussed up, and where ARE my capri pants?"
Pelps? Ew, way too close to polyps.
I am so grossed out by everything having to do with this post.
Phelps looks like a horse and Tiger looks like a frog, but Nadal is SMOKING HOT! There are just some bad camera angles for him.
anon, this is Nadal's one good angle.
Do, do, marry. I figure Tiger is rich, and money makes anyone look HAWT!!
Actually I think all three of them are kinda cute, so no problem.
I like Nadal's face. Like, even if her didn't have that glorious ass, I'd still do him. What can I say, I like weird faces, lol.
Do - Phelps. With a bag over his head.
Dump - Woods. I dunno. He doesn't seem to have a personality.
Marry - Nadal. I imagine he's a sex machine, really and if we were married maybe I could convince him to cut off that ridiculous hair.
WHY DO TENNIS PLAYERS HAVE LONG HAIR?!?!? It makes no sense.
do- nadal. i'd keep him as my bit on the side. sort of has a butterface but it is outshined by his derriere. boy has an ass that doesn't quit. i never thought i'd take an interest in tennis but nadal, richard gasquet and your perennial favorite andy roddick have changed that.
dump- phelps.
marry- woods, for the money.
p.s. i just gave you an idea for a tennis-themed 'do, dump, or marry'. nadal, gasquet and roddick. now that's a toughie.
lol... i think michael phelps's face is actually kinda cute.
but anyway, do phelps... i mean, c'mon! marry tiger for the riches and dump nadal... his face is kinda gross and i like him even less after he beat federer.
You like someone less for beating Federer? I can't believe there are still people who want Federer to win everything. That's called boring tennis.
Do-Nadal (the ass is like a slice of heaven)
Marry-Woods (the cash)
Dump-Phelps (though that body is wicked great, but I don't have any paper bags on hand)
Dump Phelps--wrinkly fingers after all that swimming just doesn't do it for me.
Do Nadal--I'd marry him but he lives in an apartment building in which the whole family lives and I really don't want to marry a Mallorcan mamito.
Marry Tiger--Smart, incredible bod, obsessive compulsive, which I can handle.
boring tennis... it's only boring when you're not rooting for him. :P
I'd do 'em all (well hopefully they'd do me) cause I'm a total slut. I don't really care what a guy's face looks like because I'll either be sitting on it or have my face buried in to the pillow.
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