I Have To Return Some Videotapes, And Three Other Random Bon Mots (And/Or Non-Sequiturs) Via The Deranged Brain Of Patrick Bateman

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"Well, he was probably a closet homosexual
who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing."

"Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog
was a collie named Lassie?"

"Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break.
Hmmmm, I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime Jell-O."

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