And not like you think I mean. She doesn't confuse me sexually - I think she's gorgeous and wonderful and you should see my previous post with all the reasons I love her, but I don't want to have sexy times with her. Rather, it confuses me that a woman that is so very attractive and funny and talented should make me feel even gayer - shut up; yes it's possible - because I look at her walking a red carpet and it makes me want to snap my fingers and scream "Fierce!" and ask her who designed her dress and giggle about her shoes and quote lines from Dynasty with her.
Which... well wanting to behave in such a manner does not behoove me. But it's Charlize, so it's okay. She's a balm, a salve, she makes everything okay. Damn I love her.
I am so going to see Hancock just for her and that split-second in the trailer where it's hinted at that she could possibly be villainous in the movie (see below), because Charlize Theron as a super-villain makes my knees weak. I'm the only damned person on Earth who defends Aeon Flux, for god's sake.
General movie rule: Evil people slowly remove sunglasses
with their backs to the film's nominal hero.
Then they turn slowly and zap them with eye-lasers or cackle maniacally.
This post was semi-inspired by Nat's glowing take on her powers this afternoon, as well as her non-stop commitment to attending every Hancock premiere the globe over looking more fabulous than the day before.
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Which... well wanting to behave in such a manner does not behoove me. But it's Charlize, so it's okay. She's a balm, a salve, she makes everything okay. Damn I love her.
I am so going to see Hancock just for her and that split-second in the trailer where it's hinted at that she could possibly be villainous in the movie (see below), because Charlize Theron as a super-villain makes my knees weak. I'm the only damned person on Earth who defends Aeon Flux, for god's sake.
General movie rule: Evil people slowly remove sunglasseswith their backs to the film's nominal hero.
Then they turn slowly and zap them with eye-lasers or cackle maniacally.
This post was semi-inspired by Nat's glowing take on her powers this afternoon, as well as her non-stop commitment to attending every Hancock premiere the globe over looking more fabulous than the day before.
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I'm under the impression that she plays his estranged ex wife who kind of starts a relationship with Jason Bateman. BUT I would love for her to be the villain.
I'm totally prepared for her to not be a villain; I just have my fingers and toes crossed that she does become / be revealed as one, because AWESOMEST AWESOME EVER, that'd be. I'll still be happy just watching her, and she's enough reason for me to see the movie by herself. I had no desire to see it at all until I realized she was in it; now I am totally there. She rules. RULES!
I swear to god, if you make me want to see this movie, I'm gonna hurt you with MY eye lasers.
oh Jason, you had me at "fierce" hi-lar-i-ous! I think it was so funny too me because for some reason I could hear it all perfectly with your voice in my head, and it was, well, funny as hell.
-bri
But her name isn't even on the poster!
I love her.
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