Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Dawn Weiner: "Dignity. Dignity is an important quality everyone should have."

Mrs. Grissom:
"Louder."

Dawn:
"That way, you will never grade grub. Grade grubbing is bad..."

Mrs. Grissom:
"I said louder!"

Dawn:
"... because it means you're asking for a grade you shouldn't get. Because if you got it, it wouldn't be fair to everyone who didn't grade grub."

Mrs. Grissom:
"We can't hear you!"

Dawn:
"It doesn't matter whether you're a girl or a boy... man or a child, rich or poor, fat or thin. You should never be a grade grubber. Therefore, dignity is a good quality everyone should have. Thank you."
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