Thursday, May 01, 2008

If Jack Is My Shepherd, I Shall Occasionally Want

Hey you. There's a new episode of Lost on tonight. Bet you didn't know that, didja? I just did you a favor. And now I'm gonna do you another favor. I know; I'm too goddamned good to you people. Tonight's episode is about everybody's favorite whiny bitch Jack Shepherd, who looks as if he's got a whole new reason to whine judging by the preview. Pesky Appendicitises! Anyway, as I'm sure you are aware, Whiny-Bitch McExplodingStomach is played by the attractive nudist Matthew Fox, whom I'm now posting five pictures of from some shoot for Men's Fitness. Can I get a whoop-whoop for our continued exploitation of the XY-chromosomed?

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(whoop-whoop via Lost-Media)
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5 comments:

Unknown said...

Gurglegurgle thank you for posting The Foxyness! I'll overlook the name calling and just be gracious for the images. Those are some lucky water droplets.

Jason Adams said...

The name calling is more directed at the character than at Foxy personally, so no offense intended. Come on, jilly - Jack is a bit on the self-righteous side, no? But all can be forgiven by a little wet come-hither, of course.

Anonymous said...

I agree, hate the sin but love the sinner on this one...Jack is a self-righteous windbag, but his alterego Foxy is just plain yummy...I do find it comical that Foxy is held out a poster child for men's fitness, though, considering how often he is photgraphed smoking and even brags about his use of smoking and boozing as a way of shedding his babyface....yeah, be careful what you wish for....might bight you in the ars in 10 years or so when you look like Leatherface! unsolicited rant concluded....

scroggins said...

Where's Thursday's Ways Not To Die?

Anonymous said...

This is the geekiest thing that I've ever posted, but I would like to apologize for spelling "bite" as "bight" earlier...been typing a lot of "ight" words today...;o)