Cinematical did up a list today of "seven movies with hilarious nudity" and almost every single instance is about a dick flopping around on-screen (the one that isn't is from Pink Flamingos and it's a man's singing asshole). Anyway, ho ho, male genitalia! Nothing funnier!
I was annoyed at first, but I have got to admit that I'd laughed at most of their choices. Penises are sorta silly looking little skin-turtles, especially when they just come at ya outta nowhere.It did get me thinking, though - what are the instances of funny female nudity?
Right off the bat the first ones I thought of were Kathy Bates in About Schmidt and Diane Keaton in whatever the hell that movie was where she also got naked in front of Jack Nicholson. Weird thing is, I also thought of the naked hottie who turned into a haggish nottie in The Shining, which isn't funny when you watch it but rather horrifying but kinda makes me laugh after the fact...
What all of this made me realize though, is that all funny female nudity happens opposite Jack Nicholson. Which made me wonder: What is Jack's ultimate scheme here? Is this some sort of compensation for his own wayward fleshiness? Or is it... something far more sinister? Only the hoagie knows!
Wow, that was an unexpected tangent. Anyway, give me examples of your favorite funny female nudity in the comments. Boobs are funny too, dammit!
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Airplane. When there's pandemonium on the plane and those boobs show up out of nowhere. Oh, and Lin Shaye in There's Something ABout Mary, though that wasn't real nudity.
Spy of Darkness.
I made the error of ordering this anime title for rent when I worked at Blockbuster only to be slightly perturbed by the box art (it's online somewhere). An after closing check of the film showed it not to be anime, but hentai, which was quite an eye-opener for my younger co-worker while I couldn't stop laughing though the thing. The film never made it to the shelf, but it was always good for many an after closing laugh.
Priscilla Barnes in Mallrats
Julie Warner in Doc Hollywood
the Bath Girls in Coming to America
the naked fat girl in the Porky's shower scene
most of the nudity in Animal House
Maude Lebowski
And that's just off the top of my, er, head. Cinematical kind of sucks.
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