Listen, Reese. Tracy Flick demands that I not hate you. I am trying here. I am trying really fucking hard to repress my desire to grab you by your hair and shake you until you go away forever. But you standing in the way of a camera lens and Jake in sweat-shorts as he's lifting his arm and ever-so-slightly revealing his Calvins?
This is not acceptable behavior. You were already in the red, lady. You are not doing yourself any favors here.
There are shots of him devoid of... her... though. In which he reveals a brace on his leg!
What's happened to my Jake? She's beating him, isn't she? She totally pushed him down a flight of stairs. Come to me, Jake, I'll protect you from the Mean Lady! I mean, look at the look on his face here:
He's screaming for escape! "Help me, I'm miserable, this horrible woman will not shut up!"
Sigh. God he looks hot.
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Okay, we're going to have a problem here. Don't make me tell Reese the shit you've been talking about her. She can have you disappear so fast it will make your head spin.
She's not gonna scare me any longer! That pointy chin of hers can go straight to hell! She wants to bring it? It's already been broughten!
LOL. You tell 'em Ja! God, Jake is so HOT.
I hated Tracy Flick, personally. She was an unethical, backstabbing, selfish monster. Of course, Reese so very rarely plays a likable character, so...
I also don't see the deal with Jake. Granted, he's kinda hot, but not as much as he's hyped up to be.
Hey, Reese, Felictiy Huffman calls. She wants her Oscar that you stole her!!!
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