Bai Ling was arrested yesterday for trying to steal two tabloids and a pack of batteries from a shop in the terminal at LAX!
Here's the plan, my fellow Ling-lovers: Y'all set up a candlelight vigil outside of the police station where she's being held. I'm going to dress as a repairman and sneak in the back. I'll break out some wire-fu, slip down through an air conditioner vent, and stuff Bai in my toolbox (no, that's not a euphemism... OR IS IT???). Y'all throw some garbage cans around, maybe tip over an ice cream truck, and I'll make my way down into the sewers while the policemen are distracted. We'll rendezvous at the local deli used on weekends for a group of jihadists; I know these fellas, they're down with the Bai as well.
Okay, on my mark...
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Here's the plan, my fellow Ling-lovers: Y'all set up a candlelight vigil outside of the police station where she's being held. I'm going to dress as a repairman and sneak in the back. I'll break out some wire-fu, slip down through an air conditioner vent, and stuff Bai in my toolbox (no, that's not a euphemism... OR IS IT???). Y'all throw some garbage cans around, maybe tip over an ice cream truck, and I'll make my way down into the sewers while the policemen are distracted. We'll rendezvous at the local deli used on weekends for a group of jihadists; I know these fellas, they're down with the Bai as well.
Okay, on my mark...
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6 comments:
Oh, Bai. You know I love you, but flashing some nip while you snag your favorite mags and some voltage is NOT the same as paying for them.
Aw, Bai. You crazy, crazy girl.
Say it's not so!! I hope we at least get a nip slip on the booking photos.
OH MY GOD! That hadn't even occurred to me, Ross! There should be a mugshot, right? Eee!!! I know what I'll be wrapping xmas gifts with this year!
She's just under arrest for being criminally fierce
I think that this is the first time I have EVER seen Bai Ling mentioned outside of Go Fug Yourself. Wow. Momentous. I had always kind of assumed she was a fake person designed by Jessica and Heather.
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