Friday, February 29, 2008

I Miss Charlie Hunnam

Charlie Hunnam (thanks for planting the seed of his name in my mind the other night, Joe!) along with Aiden Gillen in the U.K.'s original (and so much better than the American one it ain't funny) version Queer as Folk - hottest couple to ever be on television? You decide.


Oh Charlie.
You can watch this (NSFW) clip over here.

This is my gift unto y'all for a happy weekend.
Happy weekend!
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The Greatest Movie...

... in which a woman achieves the perfect orgasm by sawing off her boyfriend's head in the middle of sex and tying a string around his erection in order to keep it hard while she, uh, finishes herself off?



I chose the above still because, as I said earlier, I'm a little bit on the sickly side today and frankly I couldn't stomach dealing with the more graphic images one could choose for this movie. If you wanna see the goods, however, click here. Sicko. The above still is from one of the most effective moments in the film, however - a group of women sitting around, eating pizza, and watching a real-life video of a seal being slaughtered... it hammers home the movie's point, anyway.

I was forced to watch Nekromantik 2 three times in college - I had a professor who showed the film in ever single class he taught, and since he was my favorite prof., I kept having to watch the film. I hadn't seen the film since then (almost 10 years ago! Christ!) until a few weeks ago when I discovered Netflix actually carries it, so I rented it and popped it in, and... well, back when I first watched the film it was the most disgusting thing I'd ever seen. I could barely watch the screen for long portions of time (that bathtub body-carving sequence that goes on for ages! Ugh!). But now... well, I'm all jaded and seen-it-all now, so it didn't effect me too harshly. In fact, what really bothered me now was how boring the entire thing is in between it's three or four explicit (and I mean explicit) scenes of violence. The gore itself, when it does appear, does hold up though - it's terrifically well-crafted for a film with such a limited budget.

You know, if you're into that sorta thing. Sicko.

Bonus fun: There is a wonderful scene of high comedy as the new boyfriend finds a surprise, once attached to the old boyfriend, now severed, under plastic wrap on a plate in her refrigerator.
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I Got The Golden Ticket!!!

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Now that I have my own ticket, I feel safe telling y'all that tickets are now, as of Noon, on sale for the All Points West Festival, the three-day music festival across the river in Jersey, that Radiohead will be headlining for the first two nights (I spoke of it before right here). And now that that's outta the way, you might permit me a yelp.

YA-FUCKIN-HOOOOO!!!!

I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead, I'm seeing Radiohead...

Sigh.
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Pics of the Day

Now I have that Human League song stuck in my head... "I'm only human, of flesh and blood, I'm made"... why? Why you ask? Because whenever Justin Timberlake brings on the funny, I start crushing on him again, even though it makes me feel dirty. And now, in Mike Myers' upcoming The Love Guru, he's bringing on the funny with a pornstache and a stuffed speedo, and... I ought to be grossed out, but I'm only human, man.


(via here)

(and psst... you can download the clip here)
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Gratuitous James Franco


With Milk and The Pineapple Express coming out in '08, James Franco's definitely set to raise his game this year. And yesterday I heard through the grapevine - MNPP World Exclusive! - that Franco recently filmed a nude scene for Gus Van Sant's Milk.

Naturally, this got me thinking on him. Franco's a gifted actor that hasn't had too much of an opportunity to show those skills off, so I imagine said nude scene wasn't too much of an obstacle to him taking a role in Milk, where (I'm guessing, at this point) he's going to get the chance to really act this time around. So good on him! Show us all of your gifts, Mr. Franco. Your public awaits.

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I Am Brief Link

--- Awesome Ausiello at TV Guide got his grubby mitts on a casting sheet for Joss Whedon's Dollhouse, and runs through the descriptions of each character, as well as who he'd cast as each character two times over - first, whom he'd cast that's been in a Joss project before; and secondly, from outside Joss's usual actor-stable. I have to say I love some of his choices from the latter category - Matthew Bomer (yum)! Shohreh Aghdashloo! Yes please.

--- Yet another poster for The Ruins (-->) has appeared over at BD... I'm at about critical mass where my wanting to see this flick already is concerned; they need to stop with the toying with me and just get this sucker into theaters already.

--- One of my blog-pals, Queering the Apparatus, has closed up shop, and will be terrifically missed. It'd been quiet at QTA for awhile so I had a feeling an announcement along these lines might be forthcoming. Anyway, the best of luck to Damion on his real-world responsibilities!
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The Power Of Christ Nausea Compels Me

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And now, a warning: Things won't be totally silent here today, I have a couple of postings spinning in my brains, but I'm not feeling especially well, so it's gonna be kinda on the quiet-ish tip, sorta like yesterday ended up being. I hope you can survive without me!
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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Hey You! Watch Lost Tonight!

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Yessir.

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I Am Link

--- Get Ready for the remake of My Bloody Valentine, that oft-overlooked 80s slasher classic, in, wait for it, bite your pillow with anticipation... 3D!!! Yes, yes, it's true: movie studios are already beating this horse to death. Mind you, I'm still of the mindset that a Final Destination film in 3D is genius, but I'm beginning to wonder if the horror landscape isn't about to start having a lot of Jaws 3D's laying around very soon.

--- There's a hi-def (read: clearer muscles!) version of that Wolverine pic I posted yesterday, as well as a new one (<--- right there), over at JJ.

--- Now that it seems pretty certain we won't be getting competing Harvey Milk bio-pics from both Gus Van Sant and Bryan Singer, since Van Sant's Milk is already well into production and Singer's off doing god knows what, might Singer make a cameo in Van Sant's film?

--- I'm really at a loss as to what the studio's thinking if the rumors about scrapping all of Spike Jonze's Where the Wild Things Are to reshoot the entire thing are indeed true. Stupid studio! I guess "trying something different" was too much to ask them to do this one time. Maybe they can hire Mike Myers or Jim Carrey now and release a large-grossing turd that'll be forgotten before the box office closes. Anyway, AICN has a release date for the film - October 2009 - that doesn't clear things up one way or the other - that gives them enough time to reshoot the entire thing if they see fit to.

--- Speaking of semi-vague release dates, we'll be seeing Brad Anderson's Transsiberian sometime this Summer, says Cinematical. The film stars Emily Mortimer (yay!), Woody Harrelson, Kate Mara and Eduardo Noriega, and I been drooling over it for months. Word at Sundance wasn't as ecstatic as I'd been hoping, but I'm pleased I'll get to see for myself not too far from now.
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Finally, Some Dollhouse News!

My biggest fear regarding the writer's strike was that Joss Whedon's triumphant return to television would somehow get marred, lost in the shuffle, that the extra time to let it sit would lead to his becoming distracted and wandering towards other shiny things... so I'm terrifically pleased to see some news breaking on the show - if you'll recall, Joss cooked up Dollhouse as a vehicle for his Faith, Eliza Dushku, over a lunch with the fine lady way back in November - this morning in Variety. From AICN:

"Writer-producers Elizabeth Craft and Sarah Fain will reteam with fellow “Angel” vets Joss Whedon, Tim Minear and Eliza Dushku for Fox’s sci-fi vehicle “Dollhouse.”

Craft and Fain, who most recently oversaw ABC’s “Women’s Murder Club,” wrote “Underneath,” a 2004 “Angel” episode I rank at five stars.

Fox ordered seven episodes of “Dollhouse” in late October, days before the writers guild went on strike. Variety described its premise thusly:

""Dollhouse" follows a top-secret world of people programmed with different personalities, abilities and memories depending on their mission.

After each assignment -- which can be physical, romantic or even illegal -- the characters have their memories wiped clean, and are sent back to a lab (dubbed the "Dollhouse"). Show centers on Dushku's character, Echo, as she slowly begins to develop some self-awareness, which impacts her missions."

The series could hit Fox airwaves as early as autumn, assuming the Screen Actors Guild does not strike this summer."

What, now I have to worry about SAG striking too? ARGH! Hopefully the WGA's months-long battle paved the way for swift negotiations with the other Guild contracts up for review this year. Or else, I say! Else I'll be flying into town with my negotiating hat* on!

*It's a bowler, in case you were wondering.
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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Garfield - Garfield

This website seems to be making the rounds right about now, so y'all prolly seen it, but if not it's a must-check-out: Garfield Minus Garfield has taken a bunch of Garfield comic strips and erased that famous orange tabby from each frame, leaving in his wake the terribly sad tale of a schizophrenic Jon Arbuckle. Some of them have been turned into pop art at its finest - triptychs that'd look right at home on the walls of MoMA, I says!

I could've posted a couple dozen of them as proof of its bizarre genius, but this one below especially spoke to me since I'd had the exact same conversation with myself just last night (although thankfully I was able to verbalize it to the boyfriend):

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Check our the rest here!
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Look Into The Box

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USA Today has got an article on and a gallery of new photographs from Richard Kelly's The Box, the Richard Matheson adaptation starring Cameron Diaz, Frank Langella and Jimmy "Swoon" Marsden, that comes out... some time in '08 (fingers crossed).

I'm digging Diaz's 70's stewardess look. Is this movie period? Had no idea. The article is long and chock full of info, but USA Today's website is a pain - here's the first page, and here's the second; that there are two pages isn't that clear when maneuvering their website.

And here are all of the images, including a couple of behind-the-scenes ones with adorable Richard Kelly...

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ETA Just in case you don't feel like wading through the entire article, here are three quotes, one from each of the stars of the film, that I appreciated for varying reasons:

Frank Langella, on Richard Kelly: "Richard is in a league of his own... He has sort of an extraterrestrial creature running around in his head. That is what Steven Spielberg was like as a young boy."

Jimmy Marsden, on Kelly: "He was a frat boy at USC... He looks like an Abercrombie & Fitch model."

Cameron Diaz: "I did love Donnie Darko way back when, as did many people... And, like many people, I was trying to figure out what it was trying to say. I think that Richard is just smarter than me."
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Pic of the Day

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What do you think our chances are of Wolverine being half-naked the entire running-time of his spin-off film? Judging by how ripped Hugh Jackman has gone and gotten himself, and the above new shirtless shot (via Empire), I'd say we're going to get at least half to three-quarters of an eyeful. Yippee!
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A Sight For Sore Frakking Eyes

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That banner's from over at SciFi.com... I realized this morning I had no idea when Battlestar Galactica was coming back... April 4th at 10pm it is! That's a Friday, which is a new night, correct? It's been so long since the show's been on I have no recollection of when it did air when it aired back whenever that was.

Anyway, let the countdown commence!
38 days to go!
Mark your calendars, ya bunch of lousy toasters!
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Scare Me, Mr. Marshall!

Hrm. BD has two items related to director Neil "The Descent" Marshall up today, both of which fill me with "hrm...".

First, there's news on the sequel to The Descent, still ridiculously titled The De2cent; Marshall is NOT writing this one, and BD gives some details on the plot:

"In the sequel to Lionsgate's terrifying film, Shauna Macdonald's character of Sarah returns as a rescue crew finds her and takes her back into the cave to find survivors - where terror ensues once again. We've also been tipped that in the sequel you'll get to see "little" cave monsters in action. And lastly, there is a chance that Lionsgate may not distribute the sequel here in the States as Pathe is currently shopping the project around town."

Mkay. How this fits with the original ending that was attached to the film everywhere but here in the US - in which Sarah never escapes the cave at the end of the film - I'm not really positive. And this film's, for now, specifically looking at being marketed outside of the US, yet they're staying with the US ending? Gives me a headache.

Next, there's a brief chat with Marshall himself about Doomsday, his flick coming out on March 14th, and they also get him to reveal what he's hoping to do next:

"Hopefully, my dream project [is next]. "Eagle's Nest". My version of the Indiana Jones action films, except my Indiana Jones would be named Jack Ravenscroft. Now that the WGA strike is over, whoever wants to take a look at the script is welcome."

I know it's selfish and small-minded of me, but I really just want Mr. Marshall to make more horror films already! He's proven himself a master at the genre twice over - with the terrific werewolf flick Dog Soldiers before The Descent - and we need people with his amount of talent dedicated to scaring us. Sure, sure, maybe his fake Indy will be fun, or whatever, but haven't we already got Nicolas Cage and Brendan Fraser fake-Indying it up... not to mention the real Indiana back in theaters now? I apologize, Neil; I'm always so tough on him. Tough love, man!
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Happy Birthday, Jayne

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Adam Baldwin, who to me will always be large, gruff, strapping Jayne from Firefly/Serenity, turns 46 today. As of late he's been working it on that show Chuck, which I kinda get sucked into more often than I ought to, mostly because I keep hoping he and Zachary Levi and Ryan McPartlin will make themselves comfortable... together... Hey, a boy can - and does - dream!
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

An Entire Post Dedicated To The Surprising (To Me, At Least) Presence Of Lee Pace In The Trailer For Tarsem's The Fall

I've really got to get better at looking up things like this of interest to myself that are just random enough to escape my usually grabby brains: Lee Pace, wunderkind of Wonderfalls and Pushing Daisies, apparently stars in The Fall, the second feature-length film by Tarsem Singh, he of The Cell fame (or infamy, depending upon your appreciation of visuals ripped off from a couple dozen other artists and blendered into an acid-trippy buffet of sensory-overloaded nonsense... and/or Jennifer Lopez), a fact I only discovered upon watching the trailer and having an "Is that... could it be... crap it is!" moment.

According to AICN, where I found the trailer, The Fall has already played all around the globe, just not here in the States as of yet - although all IMDb says is that it's played a bunch of festivals and opened this past January in Russia - here it's slated to come out in March. According to this article from June of last year, the film's been plagued by bad buzz ever since critics panned it at the Toronto Film Festival of 2006 (!). The trailer's got a "Magnificent!" quote from Roger Ebert, for whatever that's worth though.

Anyway, y'all know I adore Mr. Pace, so I went and took screen-grabs of his presence in the trailer, ignoring all of Tarsem's visual-tics in the process... a sleeveless, mascara-wearing Lee Pace is well worth my ten bucks, at least.


Bald Bana

Somebody call the medics, bring me a paper bag to breathe in... Eric Bana has shaved his head (for Star Trek) and I am hyperventilating...


(more at JJ)
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