In honor of Thomas Jane's 39th birthday, here's a slew of pictures of Mr. Jane, because he... goddamn he gets me going, and I've never given him the big-time gratuitous treatment before. Which is blasphemous. Tom Jane is such a wonder to gaze upon that he upsets my understanding of the world even, since he gives me something to be jealous of Patricia Arquette for. Damn her!
Another upsetting thing in regards to Tom: the only time I know of that he's played gay, it involved him making out with Vincent D'Onofrio of all people. Gah!
Yet, weirdly, they made it work. But The Velocity of Gary really is just basically Tom Jane porn - the entire movie is one long love letter to his hotness. I mean, look at what the credits consist of, for god's sake:
Good grief, I apologize for, well, the skeezy tone of this post, it's just I've spent the past hour looking at photos of him and... I need to splash some water on my face or have a smoke or something. Happy bday, TJ!
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Another upsetting thing in regards to Tom: the only time I know of that he's played gay, it involved him making out with Vincent D'Onofrio of all people. Gah!
Yet, weirdly, they made it work. But The Velocity of Gary really is just basically Tom Jane porn - the entire movie is one long love letter to his hotness. I mean, look at what the credits consist of, for god's sake:
Good grief, I apologize for, well, the skeezy tone of this post, it's just I've spent the past hour looking at photos of him and... I need to splash some water on my face or have a smoke or something. Happy bday, TJ!
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Thanks, just what I needed after a hard day at work! ;)
Awesome! :D
I hope you know about Tom's official Forum at
http://rawstudios.invisionzone.com/
and my Thomas Jane 2 Yahoo Group at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Thomas_Jane_2/
Jen
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