Friday, December 07, 2007

Totally Superficial Jake Gyllenhaal Post #1013


Damn Jake looked good in Rendition. I wish I could see it again right now. Now! Make it happen! I'm gonna throw a tantrum. Split Pea all over the linoleum!

What I don't get is, how have we come this far from its release and stills of his clad-only-in-boxers scene have not made their way online? I'd seen video of his Santa Hat Dance in Jarhead well before the movie had even come out. WTF?!?!? I feel cheated. My life's incomplete until I can post those screencaps. I'm living in some sort of illusion. A miasma of fakery. The Snapple I drink is really sand, isn't it? Gah!

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