Poor Mrs. Deagle. First that nasty dog breaks her glass snowman, and now this. This is most certainly not the heralded Christmas Spirit visited upon her. I suppose that's what one gets when one's the token Scrooge character in a surprisingly nasty - and, alongside Temple of Doom, PG-13 rating inspiring - film. Which, of course, makes it one of the better Christmas classics. Nothing spells the true meaning of Christmas like monsters exploding in microwaves, after all.
Happy Holidays, everybody!
Previous Ways Not To Die: An Icicle Thru The Eye -- Face Carved Off By Ghost Doctor After Lesbian Tryst With Zombie Women -- Electrocuted By Fallen Power-Lines -- A Mouthful Of Flare -- Taken By The TV Lady -- Bitten By A Zombie -- Eaten By Your Mattress -- Stuffed To Splitting -- Face Stuck In Liquid Nitrogen -- Crushed By Crumbling Church Debris -- Bitten By The Jaws Of Life -- A Machete To The Crotch -- Showering With A Chain-Saw -- In A Room Filled With Razor Wire -- Pod People'd With Your Dog -- Force-Fed Art -- Skinned By A Witch -- Beaten With An Oar -- Curbed -- Cape Malfunction -- In The Corner -- Cooked In A Tanning Bed -- Diced -- Punched Through The Head -- Bugs Sucking On Your Head.