According to People (via D-Listed), Brad Pitt won't be doing any more nude scenes because he's afraid of embarrassing his kids. Fuck that shit! If I were Maddox I'd carry a framed picture of my father's ass to school every day and tell everybody that I got to go home to that. Anyway, in honor of this saddest of occasions, here's a little memorial to all we had and never realized would be snatched away from us so brutally:
You know what they say: you don't know what you got til it's gone. I think maybe Aristotle said that. Anyway, I'm gonna hole up with the director's cut of Troy and spend the next week in mourning. See ya.