Thursday, November 29, 2007

Say It Ain't So, Brad Pitt!

According to People (via D-Listed), Brad Pitt won't be doing any more nude scenes because he's afraid of embarrassing his kids. Fuck that shit! If I were Maddox I'd carry a framed picture of my father's ass to school every day and tell everybody that I got to go home to that. Anyway, in honor of this saddest of occasions, here's a little memorial to all we had and never realized would be snatched away from us so brutally:


You know what they say: you don't know what you got til it's gone. I think maybe Aristotle said that. Anyway, I'm gonna hole up with the director's cut of Troy and spend the next week in mourning. See ya.
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7 comments:

FDot said...

I think it's safe to blame Angelina on this one. If she wasn't a one woman adoption machine, this issue wouldn't have been raised for a few more years.

Joe R. said...

And we never got to give Brad's personal trainer the Nobel Prize he (or she) so richly deserved.

JA said...

I just realized that each time I scan down this post, I have the music that they play at the Oscars during their "In Remembrance" tribute playing in my head.

Is that wrong? I'll certainly miss Brad Pitt's ass more than the costume designer for Gigi.

NATHANIEL R said...

parting is such sweet sorrow

Stacie Ponder said...

I've never really been a Brad Pitt fan, but man...acquiring all those children really just sucked anything and everything that was vaguely interesting right out of both him and Angelina.

Anonymous said...

Sheeeeeeit, those friggin abs! I'm taking my ass to gym right now.

Kae said...

wow like thats totally lame!
brad is sooo effin hott omg.
well i guess ill have to stick to the old moviess. thanks for makin my day with those pictures haha