
"WHEN I was a kid I had these huge glasses. I once went to a costume party as a Crest tooth paste tube with these huge glasses stuck on. That is how I see myself most of the time. A Crest toothpaste tube with bad eyesight."
There are a lot of ways I could roll with the puns on this one - he did just present himself as something to be squeezed until a sticky white substance oozes out, after all - but let's just revel in the innocent side of the statement instead. With an awwwwwwww...
And he's certainly got the big smile for a Crest advertising campaign. Get on it, Crest! I want lots of shots of him rolling out of bed in his underpants, showering, and brushing his teeth in a towel... I need to go make some calls, this must happen.
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