Wednesday, October 03, 2007

The Greatest Movie...

... shit-weasel?

I've never sat through the entirety of Dreamcatcher, which seems insane in theory - it's based on a Stephen King story and it stars Thomas Jane and Timothy Olyphant! And the monsters are "shit-weasels"!!! How could I not have found two hours for this? Alas, the few glimpses I have caught on the telly weren't too inspiring, and its reviews were dour.

But, even though I've already placed my ignorance at the forefront, I still revel in the term shit-weasel. Shit-weasel! I just want to climb to the top of my office building and scream "Shit Weasel!" and hear it echo down the city blocks.

Man I'm veering into a really odd mood today. The juxtaposition between this post devoted to shit-weasels and my imagined conversation with Chris Evans about sums it all up. I think I might've never woken up this morning and I've slipped into some sort of Donnie Darko-esque alternate universe. Mmm Donnie Darko...

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1 comment:

J.D. said...

Hehehehehe. Shit-weasel. Hehehehehehehahahaha. Shit-weasel. [explodes]