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Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell opened up to The Daily Mail on the red carpet for Woody Allen's Cassandra's Dream (via Towleroad):

"Me and Colin Farrell lovers? Yes. You heard it here first. Friends, lovers, all of those things," a deadpan Ewan told us...

The story was then 'confirmed' by Colin, who walked up behind him, grinning: "We're lovers, but only physically. No movies, no dinners, or long meaningful conversations caring about how the other person is doing in their lives."

The 31-year-old Irishman added: "We just like to make love every now and then. Once a year is going to be the deal, like Woody Allen makes his films.

"We're going to make love once a year. He does look well, doesn't he? Very dapper. It's the accent as well that gets me."

Ewan added that they planned to hang out together tonight.

"I'm going to watch a film with people who like to watch films. Then Colin and I are going to go crazy!" he quipped.

I don't think they're joking. I think they want us to think they're joking. But they're not. Whores.
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