Unless Jake emails me naked pictures of himself - note to Jake: do that, k? - there's a good chance I'll be taking the rest of the day off from posting, because...
I can't stop playing with this beautiful, luscious piece of equipment. If one could marry a hand-held digital device, I'd be screwing this sucker on our wedding bed tonight.
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You lucky son of a bitch. Take care of 'er, bucko. I don't wanna hear no stories about neglect and beatins and whatnot. You hear me? Not a one. Or maybe you'll wake up some morning without a torso, would you like that? I though not...
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