Happy Birthday, Eric Bana

Circle the wagons, it's Eric Bana's birthday! I don't know what I meant by that. But it is his birthday. Maybe Bana such a manly man in my eyes he make me think of cowboys and getting dirty and ... mind wanders ... oh I love Eric Bana. Y'all know this. I proclaimed him possibly the hottest man on the entire globe once, which got me some stares but I stand by it. I love me some Jake, but Jake hits other buttons than Eric does... Eric makes me want to throw myself on the ground and beat the insides of my thighs like Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan, basically.

The last time I posted on Bana twas an appreciation of his giant codpiece in The Other Boleyn Girl way back in April... been a real Bana-dry-spell since then. I mean, if we don't count Lucky You (which, no) or Romulus, My Father, which was never released here so I can. TOBG doesn't come out until December 21st - one of them Xmas prestige pics, I gather - so we still don't have much in the way of images, and there's no poster or trailer to speak of yet. A couple shots of Portman ande ScarJo but we ain't talking about them right now. Next he's shooting The Time Traveler's Wife, based on the book by Audrey Niffenegger, opposite Rachel McAdams.

You know what? I'm talking way too much. Here's thousands of words that speak far more succintly (as always, click em' to embiggen!):

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