Take that, religious people! Hollywood has gone and proven once and for all the absolute lack of any divine entity's existence. From BD:
Six being the appropriate number and all. Like the Devil, see? And props to this Hackl (what a name!) dude for sticking it out... just get Bousman's coffee for the first four movies and once we see a downturn in interest in this sort of series we'll mention you for the possible fifth and sixth shit-quels! Luck be a driven-into-the-dirt franchise tonight.
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"Bloody-Disgusting has just confirmed through multiple sources that David Hackl, the production designer on Saw II, Saw III and Saw IV and second unit director on Saw II and Saw IV has OFFICIALLY been attached to helm both Lionsgate's Saw V and Saw VI, assuming a hole doesn't form in the Earth and suck the franchise in with it. Will Jigsaw return? I'm sure he will. But this news comes so early don't expect much more until we see how well Saw IV does, which Hackl was once in the running to direct."
Six being the appropriate number and all. Like the Devil, see? And props to this Hackl (what a name!) dude for sticking it out... just get Bousman's coffee for the first four movies and once we see a downturn in interest in this sort of series we'll mention you for the possible fifth and sixth shit-quels! Luck be a driven-into-the-dirt franchise tonight.
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I'm getting mixed messages -- You say this disproves God, but to me it proves Satan, which would by definite extension would prove God exists. So...
Hm, well, some people don't believe in a Judeo-Christian God. For example, Santeria is a religion practiced by some people in the Caribbean, as well as Central and South America. These people have rituals and beliefs that many in America would consider dark or evil. Some wrongfully consider them Satan worshippers.
So, it's possible that the God you speak of, j.d., doesn't exist. Maybe the real deity is a bloodthirsty entity that other alternative religions worship or fear or whatever. Scary! Deities can be real assholes! Who needs them, really!
But what if it turns out that a Judeo-Christian God does exist, but He (or Her for all we know) was created by humans who were unaware that they create a literal God that rules over all of human existance in an alternate dimension, and God was an angel himself, and Lucifer was his son so his rebellion was probably more than a power struggle, and that the angels recognize that there is something infinitely more powerful than the one known as God, a force that is nothing and everything at once, and that especially shocking is that a Democratic president was the Anti-Christ, and that everything relied on the will of a teenager, his girlfriend, and a tutu-wearing transubstantiated angel? Huh? Huh?
Wait, so the production designer is now directing this series? Huh?
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