After doing one of these several months ago, I meant to make it a semi-regular feature, and then... nothing. I guess, if I define "semi" by "every four months" I can get away with my own logic. But anyway, here's the 2nd installment of "Do, Dump, or Marry" - in which I ask you, my loyal friends, to choose whom of the three people I offer up you'd exchange lifelong nuptials with, whom you'd just exchange bodily fluids with, and whom you'd exchange the business end of a pair of garden shears with. After going retro last time, I'm thinking contemporary today - our choices:
The (main) stars of one of the glut of Unnecessary Part 3's hitting screens this Summer, Oceans 13: George Clooney, Bradley Pitt, and Matt Damon. One loved a pig, one married a nobody, and one adopted a Benetton ad. Two 2-time Sexiest Men Alive. Two Oscar winners. Choose wisely! Here's something to help you out with your decision:
Or maybe that just confuses the whole thing? Hrm.
ETA sorry, meant to include my choices in this post - ten years ago this probably would've been a whole different ballgame, but now I do think I'd be dumping Clooney, doing Pitt (that one's a constant), and now marrying Damon. Matt Damon used to do nothing for me - too Howdy Doody! Too Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry! - but, after Ripley and The Departed, among others, he's really grown on me. Clooney, meanwhile... meh, he's alright, but a shadow of the Charm Factory I found him even two or three years ago.