
Stale Popcorn directed me to this trailer for The Marine which really, really looks like a straight-to-video Commando sequel.
So why am I posting about it? Because a couple of quick glances at the "Female in Jeopardy" of the film proved to be rewarding as hell when I realized... it's Kimber!
Oh Kimber! This is enough to make me want to see this movie! How I love her! I love her and her coke-snorting, sex-doll-modeling, porn-directing ways!
Also, Glenn, star John Cena is a "wrestling" star. Meaning, he dances around in silky underpants and sits on the faces of other men in silky underpants for large crowds of closeted gay men.

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LOL. That's good for John Cena but does he do it in The Marine? I doubt it.
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