Wednesday, July 19, 2006



I'd be remiss in my duties if I didn't point out these pictures (there are like a thousand more at JJ) of Matthew Mcccounghyeyeyoughy rolling around in the sand like a self-adoring seal, but I don't feel good doing it.

Like, maybe if he shaved his head and I could cut his vocal-chords beforehand I'd think about having the sexual intercourse with him, but I'd totally have to drink bleach and spray Rid in my eyes afterwards.

Jake really needs to think through who he hangs out with a little better.

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