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Four Four on The Gayest Gay in GayVille, Jesse Metcalfe, and the transparent propaganda that is John Tucker Must Die. And damn, Ashanti is like crypt-keeper old, you can't just stick her dusty bones in a cheerleader's outfit and expect us to buy her as a teenager.

I'm so depressed that I don't get FX - Nip/Tuck's back on Sept. 5th with a slew of guest stars, says TV Squad. Yes, the reveal of The Carver sucked donkey-scrotum, but otherwise the show's still kicks behind. There's more on the next season over at EW.com.

Also, TVS has the goods on where and when "The Numbers" from Lost will be laid bare. Apparently you've got to be a gamer. Barf.

Richard Kelly speaks, I... skim. I've seriously got an attention-span problem today, though, so don't take it personally, Dick.

Colin Farrell hearts Jared Leto 4-Ever.

Stereogum contrasts Woody Allen and M. Night Shyamalan through through their iTunes Celebrity Playlists.


JJ with the creepfest that is Baby Shiloh in wax. Seriously - shudder.
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