Thursday, March 30, 2006

Alberto Gonzalez Is Stalking Me


I just went out for a smoke (Don't smoke, kiddies! It's bad for you!), and there was just a man sitting in a van outside of my office building who was the spitting image of Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez. And he just STARED at me.

I can't think of anyone I'd want staring at me less... except for maybe Dick Cheney or Alan Cumming. Alberto Gonzalez and his freaky torture fetishes. Alberto Gonzalez just wants to put people in leashes and shit on them. Freak. Stop staring at me, Alberto Gonzalez!

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