So, surprisingly enough, I'm highly looking forward to the next flick by the director of Donnie Darko. 'Magine that. Anyway, I knew Sarah Michelle Gellar was in it, which, Buffy fanatic that I am had me psyched enough, but I had no idea that...
BAI LING'S IN IT, TOO!
Oh my god, this is gonna be the bestest movie ever.
Well, the bestest movie ever that doesn't have Jake Gyllenhaal as a gay cowboy. Hey, director Richard Kelly, Jake owes you a favor for casting him as Donnie, and Southland Tales is sounding pretty wacky - how about you have Jake pop up for a scene or two as a gay cowboy. Just standing in the background or something. No, I got it! SMG is playing a porn star in your movie; you can have Jake be doing some hardcore gay cowboy porn for a scene... or an hour. Or two.
Well, the bestest movie ever that doesn't have Jake Gyllenhaal as a gay cowboy. Hey, director Richard Kelly, Jake owes you a favor for casting him as Donnie, and Southland Tales is sounding pretty wacky - how about you have Jake pop up for a scene or two as a gay cowboy. Just standing in the background or something. No, I got it! SMG is playing a porn star in your movie; you can have Jake be doing some hardcore gay cowboy porn for a scene... or an hour. Or two.
You know, I could rule Hollywood with these sorts of ideas.
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