Leader Of The Pee World

By now everyone's probably already seen this picture, but what the hell.

This is our esteemed President writing a note to the Secretary of State during the UN World Summit.

The note says, "I think I MAY NEED a BATHroom break?"

I could cry.

And listen, I know everbody's gotta go sometimes. I've skimmed Everyone Poops. But this is the "Leader of the Free World" sitting in a Security Council meeting amongst the rest of the world's leaders, and he's asking the Sec. of State for permission to pee. Or, even worse, he's asking if he even has to pee. This is what was going on while he was doodling his bladder issues:

"World leaders are exploring ways to revitalize the United Nations at a summit on Wednesday but their blueprint falls short of Secretary-General Kofi Annan's vision of freedom from want, persecution and war."

How could poor Bushie be expected to pay attention to such hippie sentiments? "Freedom from want, persecution and war?" Are they crazy? What about all his buddies that make their billions off of "want, persecution and war?" What's he supposed to tell them???

Cue A) bladder control problem, or B) need to blow a rail off of Condi's tush.