Shriek!

I would've died right there on the spot if I found this thing in my apartment.



OH. MY. GOD.

That is the most horrifying thing I can ever imagine. I would rather be raped by a band of deformed pygmies with seventeen-inch dicks than discover that thing. I would rather be skinned by a melon-baller and ladelled with lemonade; I would rather fornicate with Carrot Top. That's how serious I am, that that centipede is the most disgusting, monstrous thing I have ever seen and ever will see in my entire life. I am Carrot-Top-serious.