How do you really look forward to something that you'll probably not see? This is the conundrum I'm facing in regards to Showtime's upcoming Masters of Horror series. I don't have Showtime! And spending more money on my cable bill right now isn't something I can easily do. Money be tight!
But man... this series looks soooo cool. I am torn! Torn like the limbs off of a camper on Crystal Lake!
True, there's a good shot that once the series airs they'll release these things onto DVD, and I could see them then. But that, my friend, would require patience, a virtue I am one hundred percent free of. Just like Gonorrhea. Just ask my doctor, he gave me a clean bill of patience-and-Gonorrhea-free-ness.
I mean... come on! I'm expected to sit back and listen to all the other horror geeks fawn and rant and foam at the mouth about hour-long eps by the likes of Takashi Miike, George Romero, Dario Argento, John Carpenter, Tobe Hooper... AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think so.
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