The mailman practically smothered me with love today. I almost kissed him. The UPS Man, on the other hand, betrayed me, and can go stand in the corner in his shit brown uniform for eternity. But Mailman, oh Mailman, you have my love forever.
He brought me my Harry Potter book, which doesn't really make sense to me but whatever it's here and I almost did a jig at the sight of it.
He brought me my new Sufjan Stevens (dreamboat!) album.
He brought me my long-delayed, oft-irritating Amazon package.
He brought me two belated birthday cards containing forty bucks.
What a delightful mail day! The Mailman also told me some hilarious stories about delivering the Harry Potter books on Saturday, how people were practically hanging out of their windows and stalking him on the streets to get their copy from him. I love you, Mailman.
Oh, and speaking of sweet sweet Sufjan, today I bought a ticket to see him in concert in August! I'm sooo excited. I know he's a Xtian and all, but I don't care, I love his music and he's unholy hot. Unholy!
He brought me my Harry Potter book, which doesn't really make sense to me but whatever it's here and I almost did a jig at the sight of it.
He brought me my new Sufjan Stevens (dreamboat!) album.
He brought me my long-delayed, oft-irritating Amazon package.
He brought me two belated birthday cards containing forty bucks.
What a delightful mail day! The Mailman also told me some hilarious stories about delivering the Harry Potter books on Saturday, how people were practically hanging out of their windows and stalking him on the streets to get their copy from him. I love you, Mailman.
Oh, and speaking of sweet sweet Sufjan, today I bought a ticket to see him in concert in August! I'm sooo excited. I know he's a Xtian and all, but I don't care, I love his music and he's unholy hot. Unholy!
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