I posted yesterday about how Amazon was pissing me off. Well they've taken it to the next level and I hate them! I hate them and their stupid poopy website!
I ordered stuff for the boyfriend's birthday. I ordered it on June 8th, a full month before his birthday, August 8th. I even paid for regular shipping even though I'm usually cheap and go with the Super Saving shipping which is free but takes longer. Well right around the time they revised my delivery estimate to ONE MONTH FROM NOW they catergorized the shipment as "In Process" which excludes me from cancelling the damned order at all. So even though it's going to take me ONE MONTH to get this stuff they are supposedly getting it together right now and therefore it's impossible for me to cancel the order... HUH????
ARE THEY DELIVERING IT VIA TORTOISE? WHAT THE FUCK?
So I have to wait for it to arrive, send it right back to them, wait for them to recieve and process it, and then I can be refunded. In about, oh, FIVE WEEKS. Well after the boyfriend's birthday. THANKS, AMAZON!
Meanwhile I went to Barnes & Noble, found the same stuff for about the same price, and ordered it for DELIVERY TOMORROW.
Fuck you, Amazon! I am never ordering through you again! And I'm spreading the word through my INTERNATIONALLY RENOWNED BLOG that YOU SUCK RANCID VAGINA JUICE AND I HATE YOU!
Hey, Jeff Bezos? I hope you slip on your gold-tiled bathroom floor and smash your face open on your gold-plated toilet and no one comes to rescue you because they are busy dividing your assets and murdering your dog.
I ordered stuff for the boyfriend's birthday. I ordered it on June 8th, a full month before his birthday, August 8th. I even paid for regular shipping even though I'm usually cheap and go with the Super Saving shipping which is free but takes longer. Well right around the time they revised my delivery estimate to ONE MONTH FROM NOW they catergorized the shipment as "In Process" which excludes me from cancelling the damned order at all. So even though it's going to take me ONE MONTH to get this stuff they are supposedly getting it together right now and therefore it's impossible for me to cancel the order... HUH????
ARE THEY DELIVERING IT VIA TORTOISE? WHAT THE FUCK?
So I have to wait for it to arrive, send it right back to them, wait for them to recieve and process it, and then I can be refunded. In about, oh, FIVE WEEKS. Well after the boyfriend's birthday. THANKS, AMAZON!
Meanwhile I went to Barnes & Noble, found the same stuff for about the same price, and ordered it for DELIVERY TOMORROW.
Fuck you, Amazon! I am never ordering through you again! And I'm spreading the word through my INTERNATIONALLY RENOWNED BLOG that YOU SUCK RANCID VAGINA JUICE AND I HATE YOU!
Hey, Jeff Bezos? I hope you slip on your gold-tiled bathroom floor and smash your face open on your gold-plated toilet and no one comes to rescue you because they are busy dividing your assets and murdering your dog.
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