Good Morning, World

Having never watched Ted Lasso, I still haven't seen Brett Goldstein actually act in anything -- well I guess there was that stinger at the end of one of the Thor movies where he briefly played Hercules; what happened to that? But yes it's true I did not rush out to see a Jennifer Lopez rom-com in the year of our atheistic presence 2026 -- I know you're all shocked. I assume the first thing I see him in will be The Sheep Detectives because I am totally going to watch that come some bored Saturday afternoon soon as I've only heard good things. But speaking of wooly things -- look at that chest! And everything below it! To quote that horny cartoon lady in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, "A man!" This is what we're talking about. Always. This is what we're literally always talking about. Anyway Brett was kind enough to strip down for Men's Health UK (and thanks to our pal Richard for alerting us) and nourish us with lots of Vitamin F (for fur, duh) this Tuesday morning, so hit the jump and get a mouthful...