Happy Birthday To Us

Two things in that photo are celebrating a birthday today. One is our boy (shh Saoirse) Jack Lowden, who's turning 36 today. And the other is Plaid Pants. As in My New Plaid Pants. As in yes this very website. Okay maybe that was a convoluted way to finish this day off, whatever -- I got to stare at my boy (shh Saoirse) Jack Lowden for a moment. That makes it all worth it! All twenty-one years of this site's nonsense! Summed up in one batch of gobbledegook! Seems about right. Anyway yeah that's that for today -- thanks to everybody who wished the site a happy birthday on this morning's Chris-Evans-flavored  recognition of this same damn thing. I did want to end the day by bumping up our annual donation ask -- if you wanna say thanks to us with pennies as opposed to pleasantries you can donate whatever you see fit at this link. As I said yesterday -- I make zero point zero zero dollars off MNPP so once a year I feel as if I've perhaps earned a quick moment of beggary. (As opposed to buggery, which we enjoy year round.) Or there is also the eBay Store -- buy something there and we all win! But whatever -- it's shit out there, the economy's in the toilet and we're probably on the verge of societal collapse or whatever, so I understand if you've got more important things to squirrel away your nickels for. I get it. And enough of this starving orphan schtick, it's making me itch. As always -- thank you to everybody who comes round and gobbles up my nonsense daily, weekly, whenever your antidepressants are working. Me and my boy Jack (shut up Saoirse, I mean it) love you all! Forever! However long that is now! Like... a week, maybe?