Good Morning, World

My mind wandered off to Charles Melton over the weekend -- as it's extremely, and I do mean extremely, prone to do these days -- and I realized that I hadn't seen any gifs of this scene from the second season of Beef, where Charles' character "stretches out" Oscar Isaac's character, floating around. How? What? How? So allow me to fill this hole. I said it. Much like this scene allows us to pretend is happening, if we cross our eyes ever so slightly while we watch it. And in this instance I say the experts are wrong and you should definitely be crossing your eyes. You're welcome.

Anyway I know the Beef discourse is long done at this point but I'm still thinking about this season often -- I still really want a snippet of Carey Mulligan yelling "Burberry!" to be my ringtone -- so here I am, on a Monday morning weeks after it's premiered, posting about it. If you're a person whose not just Monday morning but whose life itself doesn't feel enriched by this series of gifs where mustachioed Charles Melton in short-shorts is mounting Oscar Isaac then I don't know what to tell you. You're definitely in the wrong place right now, at least. But if you're in the right place the go ahead and hit the jump for them all...

Oh and here below is a bonus Charles Melton gif that I cannot believe I haven't gotten around to posting here yet, from another scene in the show... although you may of course feel free to pretend it's the same scene and this is Charles and Oscar just a minute later: Now that I realized that is a possiblity that's certainly what I'm going to be doing from here on forward!