Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Charade (1963)

Peter: Do we know each other?

Reggie: Why, do you think we're going to?

Peter: I don't know. How would I know?

Reggie: Because I already know an awful lot of people, and 

until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else.

I can't tell you how often this bit of dialogue from Charade pops up inside my head -- as an avowed hermit I doubt that surprises anyone. But really I promise you that in my head the intention is closer to the line from Dawn of the Dead -- "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth." Being in my life is hell! I am saving people from knowing me -- it's fucking exhausting knowing me. Anyway (speaking of?) today would have been Audrey Hepburn's 97th birthday. You only have three short years to make your "Centennial of Audrey" little black dress that you'll wear to join us all when we go  riot and loot Tiffany's -- better get on it!