Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Good Morning, Gratuitous Giulio Corso


There was a weird little confluence of events last week where I was wishing for another good vehicle for Toni Collette on Bluesky and then like an hour later the above scorchingly hot photo of Toni's Mafia Mamma co-star Giulio Corso suddenly, randomly popped up on my Instagram timeline. I'm sure it was just the nefarious algorithms communiucating with one another but whatever -- it means I went and found us a brand new batch of Guilo Corso photos to ogle, so we showed them haha! 

When Mafia Mamma came out I did a big gratuitous post on Mr. Corso at that time which is well worth the effort to click on over to, but this new couple dozen photos I gathered up this week? I think they're even better. Which means he's getting hotter, which means -- why haven't we gotten a bunch of movies where Guilio Corso has invaded America? I'll take him over Michelle Morrone to be honest (especially given every time I post about Morrone y'all remind me what a dick he apparently is in real life). But the cold hard fact is every cinematic moment in time calls for a Current Italian Stallion Of Note...

... (mmm remember Raoul Bova???) and I don't see why Giulio here can't be the one for now. Toni Collette told us what to do three years ago! We should always be listening to Toni Collette at all times. Have we learned nothing? So let's make it happen. And I will now do my damnedest to convince you why it's the right, good, best idea, with more photos after the jump... 
























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