Okay so which one of you went to see Avatar: Fire and Ash this weekend? I know it was just one of you, and that you, a single person, went and saw it three hundred million times, hence its box office haul. Fess up! Even after I told you it is boring as fungus you didn't listen. Well I don't hold grudges (ha) so I hope whoever it was amongst you were at least able to enjoy all of the "Jack Champion in a wet loicloth" action that the movie contains, focusing as it does so much more on the character of Champion's Spider. See -- I didn't mention that detail in my review because I didn't want to give any of you a single reason to go! But I failed. Happy holidays, I am a failure. That's the gift that greets me every year! Aaaanyway it is indeed Xmas Week and it's gonna be a short one -- I'll only be here today and tomorrow and then I'm off until January 5th! Wowza that's a nice chunka change. So let's get to it, making the next 48 hours disappear as fast as we can then! (Oh and for your googling sake the shots here of Jack pumping up his tighty-whities is from some 2025 movie called Everything's Going to Be Great -- hysterically the top pictures on IMDb are all from this scene! I guess this scene is why the movie got made, released, and will ever be remembered at all.)
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