Well I managed to make it to the day I see Osgood Perkins' latest horror movie Keeper without knowing a single thing about it -- well okay that's not entirely true since I know Oz directed it and I know it stars Tatiana Maslany and Rossif Sutherland and I think I saw that it's Folk Horror. But even though I posted the trailer in August I still haven't watched it and I've avoided any other information about the film. And yes I brandish this ignorance as a badge of pride! As one should in America 2025. Ignorance and the right to be proud of it is our greatest export! Seriously though keeping one's self unspoiled in this day and age takes mucho bobbing and mucho-er weaving, and with an hour to go until the curtain drops I think I can say I made it! Huzzah! I will just refrain from reading this post's comments until later. Can't catch me! In summation goodbye for the night and hello Rossif Sutherland's glorious beard...
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I just hope it's better than the dire "Longlegs'.
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